Adam Morrison, probably considered the reason...take that back the key to the Lakers winning the 2009 NBA Championship. Forget Kobe, forget Fish, forget Jack...It's all about "Guerrilla Warfare". Ever since he came over from Charlotte his "off court" magic has deemed him much respect from every laker from Kobe to Kareem to Magic Johnson. Most importantly Morrison has created an an uncanny relationship with Phil Jackson. It's rumored that Phil Jackson has asked management to offer Morrison a 10-year $150 million contract for "advisory servicers" to new meditation techniques and leadership exercises. Oh and did I mention Adam only takes Euros, this contract will not only guarantee another 10 straight championships but will solidify Adam's mark only the Laker franchise, not the city of LA, but the great state of California.
So much so that the Governator, Arnold S, is willing to give up his seat as governor to "guerrilla warfare" but don't worry Laker fans he's gonna stay and lead all Laker fans to multiple championships.
So to all you Zag fans and all you Bobcat fans and especially all you Laker fans. Do not worry because "guerilla warfare" (even though he doesn't suit up) is going to stay longer than expected. He's gonna sign the contract next year then we'll see when I'm right...so move over Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Adam Morrison is here to stay
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